Here are some occasions when Dippal tried on girls and how they turned him down.....
Occassion #1:
Dippal: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
Girl: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!!
Occassion #2:
Dippal: May I have a pleasure to dance with you?
Girl: I'd like to have some pleasure too.....
Occassion #3:
Dippal: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Girl: I must have been given your share........
Occassion #4:
Dippal: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Girl: Okay,Get out!!!!!!!
Occassion #5:
Dippal: What would you say if I ask u to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
Occassion #6:
Dippal: Can I have your name?
Girl: Why, don't you already have one?
Occassion #7:
Dippal: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
Girl: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
Occassion #8:
Dippal: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you......
Occassion #9:
Dippal: Haven't we met at someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Occassion #10:
Dippal: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
Occassion #11:
Dippal: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.........
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