Sadhu Baba load

There was a Sadhu Baba who chanted "Om Shri" "Om Shri" very sincerely all his life. One day, due to misunderstanding police caught him in a murder case. Justice was against the sadhu,and he was to be killed using electric shock. He was given many electric shocks of 10000 V. But still he didnt die.

Why????

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Because he chanted "Om(Ohm) Shri" "Om(Ohm) Shri" all his life... so HE WAS HAVING INFINITE RESISTENCE

HARDIK chokri jova gayo....

Girl's Father : Mari chokri to haju bhane che....

Hardik : No problem uncle hu 1 hour pachi avis....

Shankar Mahadevan Load

Shankar Mahadevan na ghare ek pipla nu vruksh hatu.

E vruksh niche padi gayu ane tena par bethela pakshione shankar mahadevan e pakdi lidha. Ane tene vechva mate ek song banvyu......

Que 1: E pakshi kya hata???

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Ans: Peacock.

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Que:2 Which was the song?

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ans: "Peepal on the floor come and get some MORE(Peacock)"

PURVANG'S CAR

Purvang : Oye yar teri nayi car ka nam to bata???

Harsh : Nam to nahi pata par vo 'T' se start hoti he...

Purvang : Kamal he yar aisi kon si car he jo 'TEA' se suru hoti he meri to 'PETROL' se suru hoti he...

smart ankur

ankur tubelight ni same moh kholine ubho hato ..........

sagar : shocked!!!!! abey a su kare che??

ankur : Doctor e kahyu hatu ke aje light khaje.

Etle light khavano try karu chu.

INTELLIGENT HARDIK....

Hardik : U know what i accidently ate my car keys!!!!

Viraj : What(Shocked)???? When!!!!

Hardik : I ate it 3 months back....

Viraj : Then what were u doing till now???

Hardik : I was using the duplicate keys!!!!!!

Ankur : Sagar who will win worldcup??????

Sagar :The team who wins three match successively after reaching quarterfinal will win worldcup.

Dippal's tomboy image concurred

Here are some occasions when Dippal tried on girls and how they turned him down.....

Occassion #1:

Dippal: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

Girl: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!!

Occassion #2:

Dippal: May I have a pleasure to dance with you?

Girl: I'd like to have some pleasure too.....

Occassion #3:

Dippal: How did you get to be so beautiful?

Girl: I must have been given your share........

Occassion #4:

Dippal: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

Girl: Okay,Get out!!!!!!!

Occassion #5:

Dippal: What would you say if I ask u to marry me?

Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Occassion #6:

Dippal: Can I have your name?

Girl: Why, don't you already have one?

Occassion #7:

Dippal: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

Girl: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

Occassion #8:

Dippal: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you......

Occassion #9:

Dippal: Haven't we met at someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Occassion #10:

Dippal: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

Occassion #11:

Dippal: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.........

Ravi Debut....

Ravi with his girlfriend on the way from AHMEDABAD to ANAND....

Ravi e teno hath girlfriend na hath per mukyo....

GF : Tu ahi thi agad vadhi sakis....

Ravi(with smile) : Are tu bol to khara chal hu tane ANAND nahi VADODARA lai jav.....

technical load

once heap sort, quick sort and merge sort were put in jail.

one night merge sort was killed inside.

on interrogation both heap and quick sort said that the other one killed merge.. but quick was declared guilty and hanged.. can u guess y???

coz.. hips(heap) dont LIE

trivia pj

there was a new faculty assigned to sagar for his project.

sagar unki lab attend karta hai.

lab ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.

so he goes to the canteen. 

canteen mein sagar ek pav leta hai.
 
jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to..

dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.

To ab aapko yeh batana hai ki..
 
sagar jiski lab attend karke aa raha hai..

us proffessor ka naam kya hai???

guess

The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

SCIENTIFIC load

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

AHMEDABADI RETURNS.....

Once MEET donate blood to VIRAJ....

VIRAJ : Me khus hua MEET ye lo 1000 rupees....

After sometime.....

Again MEET donate blood to VIRAJ

VIRAJ : Me khus hua MEET ye lo 10 rupees....

MEET : Is bar sirf 10 hi q????

VIRAJ : Kyunki ab meri rago me bhi AHMEDABADI khoon daud raha he.....

figure conscious begger

Bhikhari : 1Rs. hoy to apo ne ghana divas thi kai khadu nathi.....

Hardik : tu 1Rs. ma su khais....

Bhikhari : Na mare to check karvu che ke WEIGHT ketlo utri gayo....

smart misbah

Misbah ane Sagar rasta per jata hata.....

Suddenly RAIN started....

Sagar : Ae Misbah bahu varsad ave che tara ghare pani bharai jase.....

Misbah : Are Ganda don't worry ......hu to door lock kari ne avyo chu !!!???

MOREEEE

Who Is the Owner of MORE mega store



Right Ans... MEGHA...
Cos we call it more MEGA store ......

fire-fighting LOAD

Sagar fire brigade me tha..

LADY caller: mere ghar me aag lagi hai.. jaldi aaiye..

Sagar: pani dala?????

LADY: ha par aag buji nahi..

Sagar: to hum aake kya karenge.. hum bhi to pani hi dalne wale hai..

wow sagar.. so SMART..!!

amdavadi LOAD-2

amdavadi BOY: i love u

GIRL: i m already engaged withone boy and also have a boyfriend

BOY:(after think for sometime) jo ne kai adjust thatu hoy to..!!!

alcohol LOAD

GIRL: jab tum Desi peete ho to mujhe Paro kehte ho, Beer peete ho to Darling kehte ho.. par aaj BHOOTNI kyu??

RAVI: biju su, aaj mene SPRITE pee hai.. 'seedhi baat no bakwas'

amdavadi LOAD

Amdavad Ni jail ni diwalo vadhare uchi levai


Adhikari: kem kedi diwal kudine bhagi jay che?


Jailer: Na re Saheb.. Amdavad na loko andar avine jami jay che.!!!!!..!!!!


amdavadi rocks!!!

Pizza Hut

Ek kanjusram apni pregnant wife ko Pizza Hut le ke gaya

soch kyo???????

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Kyoni unke wahan free delivery ki facility hai!!!!!!

Technical load

The Latest Edition of Microsoft's O.S. would be "KASAB"
confused?????????
bcoz it will never hang!!!!! Lol!!!!!

PROPOSAL load

a Doctor and an Engineer liked  the same girl. they tossed a coin to decide who proposes first and the doctor won.

He tried every possible thing to impress the girl.

When Engineers turn came, he just gave the girl an apple and told her that he wud give him an apple daily, coz an apple a day keeps the doctor away.!!!!!!!

SPORTY PG

Why can't a 'Bania' (VANIA) play hockey or football for India?

Because every time he gets a corner, he opens a SHOP !

RAILWAY LOAD

person on the railway inquiry: Whats the time for Express train?

station master: 7:00 am

person: and memu??

station master: 7:30 am

person: and passenger??

station master: 8:30 am

person: and wat bout superfast???

station master: 9:00 am but where do you want to go???

person: I just want to go toilet on the railway track......

LOAD

peson1: Taru naam shu ?
pesson2: Dinu Joshi
person1: to pachi Rat Nu Shu?

AIRHOSTESS LOAD

Airhostess: Would you like have dinner sir???

Passenger: Could you pls tell me the options???

Airhostess: YES or NO

Viraj Debut.........

baba: In summer, v dnt enjoy eating food as much as winter....

Viraj: If you dnt lyk eating...... den start drinking the food........

Popats debut

Popat-Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho?

Dippal-Kam se Kam 15

Popat-Dhat tumse accha to mera murga hai jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deta hai...

Medical LOAD

patient 1: i just came out of a coma.

patient2: Why coma???? why not a full stop???

Load by vegetable seller

Woman: aa tameta kem apya???

Vegetable Seller: Haji me kya apya j che pan?????

baba's load on world cup. 1st march

Sagar: shani (saturday) ravi(sunday) aj aa world cup ni badhi sari matches hoy che

Baba : he saache.. bathi sari matches ma 'Sunny Gavaskar ane Ravi Shastri' commentary aapta hoy che ?? ?? ??