Sadhu Baba load

There was a Sadhu Baba who chanted "Om Shri" "Om Shri" very sincerely all his life. One day, due to misunderstanding police caught him in a murder case. Justice was against the sadhu,and he was to be killed using electric shock. He was given many electric shocks of 10000 V. But still he didnt die.

Why????

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Because he chanted "Om(Ohm) Shri" "Om(Ohm) Shri" all his life... so HE WAS HAVING INFINITE RESISTENCE

HARDIK chokri jova gayo....

Girl's Father : Mari chokri to haju bhane che....

Hardik : No problem uncle hu 1 hour pachi avis....

Shankar Mahadevan Load

Shankar Mahadevan na ghare ek pipla nu vruksh hatu.

E vruksh niche padi gayu ane tena par bethela pakshione shankar mahadevan e pakdi lidha. Ane tene vechva mate ek song banvyu......

Que 1: E pakshi kya hata???

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Ans: Peacock.

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Que:2 Which was the song?

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ans: "Peepal on the floor come and get some MORE(Peacock)"

PURVANG'S CAR

Purvang : Oye yar teri nayi car ka nam to bata???

Harsh : Nam to nahi pata par vo 'T' se start hoti he...

Purvang : Kamal he yar aisi kon si car he jo 'TEA' se suru hoti he meri to 'PETROL' se suru hoti he...

smart ankur

ankur tubelight ni same moh kholine ubho hato ..........

sagar : shocked!!!!! abey a su kare che??

ankur : Doctor e kahyu hatu ke aje light khaje.

Etle light khavano try karu chu.

INTELLIGENT HARDIK....

Hardik : U know what i accidently ate my car keys!!!!

Viraj : What(Shocked)???? When!!!!

Hardik : I ate it 3 months back....

Viraj : Then what were u doing till now???

Hardik : I was using the duplicate keys!!!!!!

Ankur : Sagar who will win worldcup??????

Sagar :The team who wins three match successively after reaching quarterfinal will win worldcup.